Around campus here, I occasionally see a heavily pregnant student, and I can only roll my eyes at the idiots. Why do these women fool themselves and remain in college when they’re knocked up? Whether or not they like it, they’re going to need to drop out eventually for weeks to care for their little waif…money may or may not be an issue, because I’m sure most of these pregnant sluts will make withdrawals from the Bank of Mom and Dad to support their squalling little cunt-pukes.

Of course, this is not limited to just my college – there’s fat bloated repugnant women in colleges nationwide. Why the fuck would you enroll in college and then keep a pregnancy? Most women who get knocked up and drop out never return because they can never quite get back into the swing of school, just like women who quit their careers to become mothers and then can’t find the strength to work again after so many years of sitting on their widening asses.

Then guess what? They need to start repaying any money they owe, and if you’ve taken out student loans, you’re probably up in the five- or six-digit numbers as far as debt. Why throw away your investment for a fucking kid? Abort the little fuck and finish your education, so then at least your parents aren’t paying for your mistakes. It’s not like colleges offer maternity leave – why would they want to keep someone around whose attention will be more focused on Junior than on the assignments?

Finish your education, get your degree, work in your field and pay off some of your loans, and then have a kid when you can fucking afford it, you retarded hormonal pieces of shit. Clearly, a requirement for college is not having common sense.

Any woman who remains in college full-time while pregnant with the intention of delivering and keeping is a moron and probably destined to fail anyway if she’s really that stupid.

Then, of course, there’s the particular group of women who deserve to be taken out behind a building and shot, and that is those women who bring their infants to class. If this ever happened in one of my classes (has not yet, thankfully), I’d probably drive a pencil through the brainless cunt’s fat head. Bringing a child to class is the epitome of rudeness – most children are not disciplined enough or are too young to behave and be quiet in a classroom, and no one appreciates it when someone’s screeching semen-demon forces the instructor to halt the lecture.

Retarded Moos – we aren’t forking over thousands of dollars and going deep into debt to hear Junior or Princess squeal like they’re having their skin peeled off. Keep your stupid ass at home and raise L’il Myssta’ke in the confines of your apartment or your parents' basement (or Grandma’s house); the rest of us do not feel like missing out on an education because you were too dumb to abort.